I had another account here, but I made a new account to get a fresh start on internet life because some people like to swarm me with requests and I feel bad turning them down, this account is what you could call something to avoid those people, and hopefully not accede to anymore extravagant requests.

I sincerely ask of you, if you do know my identity (I'll be telling a couple of people), do NOT tell anyone else without asking me beforehand, please.

That is about as desperate as I get, thank you for your cooperation.